officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

feelthefearanddoitanyway-x:

This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.

gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

johnmackbrowns:

Paul Newman on set of ‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid’.

johnmackbrowns:

Paul Newman on set of ‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid’.

knitpeaks:

This comes close second to Garland Briggs “I will return. Until that time I will be in the shadows if you need me” as my new phone sign off

knitpeaks:

This comes close second to Garland Briggs “I will return. Until that time I will be in the shadows if you need me” as my new phone sign off

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"